ajo, hob i a wos! net so leiwand wie des vom noox, oba a ganz spaßig!
Brief eines Österreichers  an die NASA 
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 Greet God,
 I write you, because you must helb me. I have seen your Space Shuttle in
 the television. In color. And so came me the idea to make holidays in the
 world-room. Alone. Without my crazy wife. I am the Kraxlhuber. The Hofer
 Anderl was my clock-clock grandfather. I stand on a very bad foot with my
 wife. Always she shouts with me. She has a shrill voice like a circle
 saw.
 She lets no good hair at me. She says I am a Schlapp-tail. She wants that
 I become Bürgermaster. But I want not be Bürgermaster. I have nothing at
 the hat with the political shit. I want my Ruah. And so I want make
 holidays on the moon. Without my bad half. But I take my dog with me. He
 is a boxer. His name is Wurstl. So I want book a flight in your next
 Space
 Shuttle. But please give me not a window place. I would kotz you the
 rocket full, because I am not swindle-free.
 And no standing-place please... And please do not tell my wife that I
 want
 to go alone. She has a big Schrot-gun. She would make a sieve from my
 ass.
 I need not much comfort. A nice double-room with bath and kloo and
 heating.
 And windows with look on the earth. So I can look through my far-glass
 and
 see my wife working on the potatoe field. And I and my dog laugh us a
 branch (hähä). We will kringel ourself before laughing (höhöhöhö) !
 Is what losse on the moon? I need warm weather and I hope the sun shines
 every day. This is very good for my frost-boils.
 With friendly Servus, yours
 Kraxlhuber